Raven, Thor & Rio - 3 Bloggin' Dogs

The New Issues Of The Anipal Times Is Here! Our Answers To Some Personal Ads

Yesterday the newest issue of The Anipal Times was released. It's a very exciting online newspaper for us anipals to keep up with what is going on in our world. Sometimes it's hard to know who is doing what, what #pawpawty is next, who might not be feeling well and let's not forget the gossip shop! While mommy was reading she got a really cool section called "Personal Ads" and at this time we'd like to reply to some -

Ad: Orange OvC seeks new feeders who are more heavy-handed with the food. I will reward you with more purrs, less pestering. Contact @morriscat

Reply: @morriscat We have the food and don't mind the pestering but if you pawmise to "look the other way" during Sekurity come on over!

Ad: Hot, gorgeous, young tarty kitteh seeks a rich, fat old fart — mancat or dog — for LOTS of energetic frolics & a big menshun in da Will!! @jazzydacat

Reply: @Jazzydacat I'm not old, my dad's name is Rich and I like to fart and frolic is my middle name  xoxoxo Thor

Ad: 2 boy dogs seek adventurous anipals to help evict Old Groundhog from Compost Pile. Unsuccessful so far this Spring. He’s big, smart and mean! @JustAnotherTrnd

Reply: @JustAnotherTrnd We love the hunt!We will spend all night watching and waiting - he may be smart but we're smarter ~ Raven, Thor and Rio

Ad: @trailerparkdogs looking for a HO… We can go riding on da beach to watch da sunset.

Reply: Ho Ho Ho Here - I'm a wrapped present waiting for da beach! xoxoxo Raven

Ad: FOUND: Assorted undies on stage after Pawpawty — thongs, giant granny panties, boxers, Depends and brassieres with tassels. Note: Unclaimed bras over size 48DD will be recycled as punch bowls for next pawpawty. Call Shibbering Cheetos manager @HankTheDoggy. Must show ID tags

Reply: @HankTheDoggy I've been wondering where Raven's tassels went. No more Shibbering Cheeto concerts for her! signed The Mama

Well guys if you haven't read it go there now! It's fun and entertaining!! The Anipal Times!!

Til next pawtime,

Raven, Thor and Rio

Happy Birthday To Lou of @LouPeb

We just wanted to wish our good friend (ok, and I do consider him my boyfriend) a Big Ole Happy 8th Birthday!! Lou is an Arizona doggie just like us and is one of the sweetest and funniest pups on the internet. If you're having a bad day, just a few words from Lou makes everything better. Much like me, Lou is the main speaker on Twitter while his beautiful sister Pebbles sits back quietly and enjoys.

If you haven't had the chance to meet this huney buney of a dog, you can follow him at http://www.twitter.com/loupeb or read about Lou and Peb's adventures at http://www.loupeb.blogspot.com

I luv ya Lou and one day (hmmmm maybe to celebrate you and I turning 9) we'll meet! Happy Birthday! xoxoxo Raven

Happy Birthday my orange brother - Rio

*High Paw* and Happy Birthday - Thor